Needles and big butts

If you don't know, I am absolutely and utterly terrified of needles.

When I was younger, I had a IM bounce back -  stupid nurse wasn't paying attention.
Yeah, it may not sound like much, but ever had a shot bounce back on you? it hurts like FUCK. Then, I had to bear threw, what, 4 more shots in the same arm?
That I had to watch my baby brother get a shot in his hand. The stupid ass doctors couldn't find the vain so they kept sticking him and pulling it out. I watched my baby brother scream bloody murder b/c some stupid doctors and nurses couldn't find a fucking BABIES vain.

Ever since then, I've been scared shitless of them. I have panic attacks everytime I find out I have to get shots.

Then, the doctor tells me I have to get blood drawn.

oh, FUCK no.

I've had blood drawn once before. Call me wimpy, but that hurt. My mother kept on telling me how it wouldn't be bad, yada yada - But telling me it's not gonna be bad is like lying in my mind. I wanna know exactly whats gonna happen. Telling me it's not gonna hurt and then have it hurt is like rubbing salt in a wound.

So as I'm sitting there, I put in my headphones, and play the funniest song I have to try to calm myself down -  gangnam style.
And right as he was saying "EEYY SEXYLAYDEH" you know what happens?

A women with a HUGE ass walks right by me.